In my opinion......I like dirty underwear.

So I've been debating for some time now wether or not to blog. I was hired once at a job based on my stellar story telling abilities.....I figure what the heck, lets blog.

The problem I have with blogging is that for the most part they are all so freaking boring. It's like they are treated as diaries.
Hello!!!!! It's the internet. There is nothing that will put you to sleep faster than reading from a computer.
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Dear Diary,
Today was super boring and my kids were all snot-nosed boring. And I loved it.
Walmart was boring and my kids were obnoxious.
And I know the rest of you are bored just reading this.

Terrible.
I guess I just assume everyone knows it is not your personal journal.
Now before you go on opining on my comments remember this is my own opinion and yes I have one.
I can't promise this will be witty, clever or even inviting but I'm about to give these story telling abilities the oportunity of a life time! Thanks to my email BFF - you know who you are, you. Holla!

Now for my official entry:

Do you ever do something so stupid and no one catches it but you. And it strikes you so funny, but you're the only who caught it? You start laughing at your self and since no one else noticed it you look really stupid.........of course then you have to say why your laughing and they don' t think it's funny so they give you the courtesy laugh....and in the end you look and feel totally dumb?
Oh, you haven't? Me either.

Today, to waste the time, I went to my best favorite website to read some diary entries and clicked on the store site link on that page. There really wasn't anything there I was interested in. Mostly just girls and guys underwear........thongs and boxers. Blah
There were a pair of boxers that had stain on them with some wording. I couldn't see what the wording was so I maximized the picture, then I had to zoom in. I can't read it and it's lame so I move on to something else, read on and forget what I had open...
Then some girl comes up and needs me to add some stuff to what I've already typed up, this is fine, only she comes around my desk to show me and I start to minimize all my windows to open up the word doc. So when I start minimizing and realize everything was open in a new window......store showing thongs, the boxers enlarged with a huge stain, and other items from the store.......I'm sure it didn't look good or close to innocent. Everytime I went to close a window, the window behind it was underwear. This is not the sort of professionalism I typically portray.

So for lunch today I went to a work bbq and I rode with that same girl from the office.
So I ride with her and her husband (both work with me) and in attempt to make small talk I ask if they are going anywhere for thanksgiving, knowing neither of them are from here. Then they ask me the same thing and I tell them I'm not sure. We usually go to Colorado, but since we are going to Mexico for a wedding at the end of October, I'm not sure we will be able to go to Colorado in November. Then we started talking about Mexico and about the wedding. I say how it's kinda been a pain in the butt, but I say "It's kinda been a pain in the butt, 'n trying to get everything......" then I start laughing.
For some reason I cracked my self up........I realize they didn't notice it, but when I said "pain in the butt, 'n..." it sounded like I said "pain in the button"
Then I was all thinking - what if they think it's a common phrase I use, then that made me laugh more.......so here I am, mid sentence and I'm laughing hysterically and no stopping; so I have to tell them what is so funny and of course they don't find it funny at all. Then I'm feeling really dumb and am laughing more because I know I look retarded......it was like I was trapped in this vicious cycle.
And they both totally gave me a courtesy laugh!
The courtesy laugh was so ridiculous. I knew how dumb it must have sounded and that it really wasn't that funny......I could not stop laughing.
So in the end I never finished my sentence cause after the awkward/ courtesy laughing we just sat in awkward silence.
Not only am I not funny, but I like dirty underwear.
Awesome!